Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Open Letter to Simon Cowell
Please say it is not so. Please do not leave American Idol. If you leave American Idol my family will be traumatized. I will no longer watch it, because your wit, sarcasm and attitude make my prime time world go 'round. When we heard the news that this was going to be your last season, my daughter's mouth dropped open and both my son's looked at me from the corner of their tear-threatening eyes. My husband will no longer chuckle at your words from the other room, where he is pretending he is not interested in such nonsense. If I will not watch it anymore, then they probably wont either because I will not want the reminder of you lingering in my living room one to three times a week. It would be too much for my heart to endure. If you miss Paula THAT much, why dont you ask her to marry you? Then you could STAY at AI, my house could be happy, and Paula...well she can just do whatever it is that she does.
Please dont go, Im begging you.
someone who enjoys your sarcasm, rudeness and especially your accent.