Dear Tennis,
What is your deal? You obviously think your special. Using all those words like "love" and crap in your scores. What is wrong with a number score, huh? What do you have against 5-0, or "its tied up" or "scoreless". I mean, "deuce"? It isnt a card game for Pete's sake, its a sport with a ball, which should use the number system. Oh and if that isnt bad enough, your female players wear skirts. Well, la-ti-da, arent you something? Please. Oh, and your fans? Boring. Their polite little applause like they all sticks up their bums. How about some shouting in the stands? Or someone throwing a plastic beer cup, or a people with painted faces? Nope, too good for that obviously. Then you go and put yourself into a wii game, and now my children are using your ridiculous terms for scores, and frankly, its making me ill. Please stop the insanity.
Respectfully,
A Baseball, Football and Soccer Mom.
3 comments:
LOL!!!
Great post.
this is totally hysterical and true to boot!! i like tennis but do not understand the scoring either.
Corrine: thanks.
Mel: I played "tennis" as a stupid teenager, mostly it was just goofing off in the court and hitting it over the fence...had NO idea what we were doing.
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