Ugh. AND he is in rare form. He wanted me to "clean up" a letter for an award that he wrote for another employee (one of his pals)...here is an example of some of the cleaning I had to do. Remember, this guy is my boss. He is ICOE (in charge of everything). He makes a lot of money. Here is a snippet of the letter I had to "clean up".
"Officer (insert his pals name here) is trustworthy and dictated to his job. He is an asset to the unformed division".
In case you dont know, dictated is supposed to be "dedicated", and unformed is supposed to be "uniformed". Yeah, see what I deal with?
Oh, and the beautiful part is that all day long, I have been listening to him fart. Seriously. Kill.me.now.
FROM 0 TO 3 IN 90 DAYS-LIFE AFTER OLDER CHILD ADOPTION
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Ooooooo...that's really bad.
You should get extra pay to have to listen to farts all day...let alone fixing words like "dictated" and "unformed."
Lisa: I know, right?
SOTMSATP: I really really should. I keep sayin' that, but they don't listen.
It makes you wonder how in the world did he got that position in the first place. And how does he get by in his everyday life.
Gah.
What a dipwad.
I used to work at this place where I'd see the copy of a letter AFTER it was sent.
It used to irritate the crap outta me that they would say, "I would of done that." Instead of "would have" or "would've."
Holy Crap. You have got to write a book about this...seriously. Maybe a screenplay ...like THE OFFICE, but funny.
I am so happy he is back.....
That kind of shit would just make me encrazed.
Oh, man. He is obviously not the GICOS (guy in charge of spelling) :o) Slip some beano into his coffee when he's not looking. Not gas-x, though, that stuff doesn't work (don't ask how I know that...)
On the bright side, there are less pleasant ways to gain fart awareness than hearing them.
Amazing. At least you get blog posts out of it. LOL.
OK. Your job = daily torture. That is quite clear now.
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