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Thursday, May 6, 2010

GICOE is back.

Ugh. AND he is in rare form. He wanted me to "clean up" a letter for an award that he wrote for another employee (one of his pals)...here is an example of some of the cleaning I had to do. Remember, this guy is my boss. He is ICOE (in charge of everything). He makes a lot of money. Here is a snippet of the letter I had to "clean up".

"Officer (insert his pals name here) is trustworthy and dictated to his job. He is an asset to the unformed division".

In case you dont know, dictated is supposed to be "dedicated", and unformed is supposed to be "uniformed". Yeah, see what I deal with?

Oh, and the beautiful part is that all day long, I have been listening to him fart. Seriously. Kill.me.now.

11 comments:

Lisa said...

Ooooooo...that's really bad.

sitting on the mood swing at the playground said...

You should get extra pay to have to listen to farts all day...let alone fixing words like "dictated" and "unformed."

obladi oblada said...

Lisa: I know, right?

SOTMSATP: I really really should. I keep sayin' that, but they don't listen.

foxy said...

It makes you wonder how in the world did he got that position in the first place. And how does he get by in his everyday life.

Gah.

What a dipwad.

MiMi said...

I used to work at this place where I'd see the copy of a letter AFTER it was sent.
It used to irritate the crap outta me that they would say, "I would of done that." Instead of "would have" or "would've."

Mama Drama Times Two said...

Holy Crap. You have got to write a book about this...seriously. Maybe a screenplay ...like THE OFFICE, but funny.

Essie the Accidental Mommy said...

I am so happy he is back.....

That kind of shit would just make me encrazed.

Cheese said...

Oh, man. He is obviously not the GICOS (guy in charge of spelling) :o) Slip some beano into his coffee when he's not looking. Not gas-x, though, that stuff doesn't work (don't ask how I know that...)

Canadian Blend said...

On the bright side, there are less pleasant ways to gain fart awareness than hearing them.

Cassie said...

Amazing. At least you get blog posts out of it. LOL.

Willy said...

OK. Your job = daily torture. That is quite clear now.

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