Ugh. AND he is in rare form. He wanted me to "clean up" a letter for an award that he wrote for another employee (one of his pals)...here is an example of some of the cleaning I had to do. Remember, this guy is my boss. He is ICOE (in charge of everything). He makes a lot of money. Here is a snippet of the letter I had to "clean up".
"Officer (insert his pals name here) is trustworthy and dictated to his job. He is an asset to the unformed division".
In case you dont know, dictated is supposed to be "dedicated", and unformed is supposed to be "uniformed". Yeah, see what I deal with?
Oh, and the beautiful part is that all day long, I have been listening to him fart. Seriously. Kill.me.now.