Monday, September 6, 2010

5 A.M. ramblings of a mad woman...

...Its 5 A.M. on a Holiday and Im up. I must be out of my mind. I have a big paper to write for class today, so I figured I would try to make something "easy" for dinner. HA....its not easy if it requires getting up at the crack. Its crock pot baked beans, and after the beans had cooked for eight hours, I had to get up and mix the sauce stuff in it so it can cook another 10 hours. So, Im up. Dexter, my wire haired wiener is growling at nothing. He is protecting his chewie....even though NONE of the other dogs are around and even remotely interested in what he has...I guess it makes him feel better. Its making me grumpy though....I wish he would stop.

Okay in the middle of writing this, I discovered that one wiener (Carmen-the wiener princess) had not come in after I let them out to go potty. So, it had been about 15 minutes, and I was worried. I went out looking for her in the backyard (which isnt exactly small), in my robe and armed with a flashlight. Just about at the point I was going to panic, go get dressed and search the neighborhood frantically, I looked up and saw her looking out the sliding glass door at me. She was IN the house. Not sure how that happened, but I am losing it. Im sure my neighbors  think Im nuts.

Analyze this: I had a dream last night that I got my tongue pierced. It was pierced with a big yellow tongue ring (barbell actually-is it scary that I know that term?) and it was flavored. It taste like lemon. So even though my tongue hurt a little it tasted good. I was trying to go around talking with this thing and hiding it from my parents and people at work.

I think Ill go raid the candy jar and see if there is a piece of lemon hard candy in there. Then Im going back to bed.......Next up today...next segment of the Blog Challenge. Later....

3 comments:

Mama Drama Times Two said...

I was up at 4 (the night before)and couldn't settle back to sleep until last I looked at the clock at 5:45. I hate that. I thought it was cuz now that the 7 month old is gone, I am finally getting used to his crazy schedule...No interpretations on the tongue piercing...but lemon candy sounds good! Maybe Carmen is a shape shifter? Can you tell I've read too much Sookie Stackhouse???

obladi oblada said...

MDX2: I wouldnt put that past Carmen at.all.

Tara - SanitySrchr said...

I've been having a TON of very weird dreams lately! It's making me very angry really.