My Kids Crack Me Up

Overheard the other day while A (7) and S (10) were arguing about the way something had taken place:

A:  S, you dont know what you are talking about, you have short term memory loss. 

Lyrics to a song S wrote the other day:

So just tell me what is the matter? Why are you acting so strange?
So if your not going to tell me
then I will ask everyone in the school
See if they have any answers

I will ask your coach
See if he answers

If I find out you told them not to give me an answer
Your DEAD MEAT...DEAD MEAT.

How I will punish you is when you talk to me I will ignore you
If its something important, I might listen to you.

Hmm...Angry White Chick music in the making?  I think so. Look out Pink......