Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Open Letter to Simon Cowell


Dear Simon,

Please say it is not so. Please do not leave American Idol. If you leave American Idol my family will be traumatized. I will no longer watch it, because your wit, sarcasm and attitude make my prime time world go 'round. When we heard the news that this was going to be your last season, my daughter's mouth dropped open and both my son's looked at me from the corner of their tear-threatening eyes. My husband will no longer chuckle at your words from the other room, where he is pretending he is not interested in such nonsense. If I will not watch it anymore, then they probably wont either because I will not want the reminder of you lingering in my living room one to three times a week. It would be too much for my heart to endure. If you miss Paula THAT much, why dont you ask her to marry you? Then you could STAY at AI, my house could be happy, and Paula...well she can just do whatever it is that she does.

Please dont go, Im begging you.

Sincerely,
someone who enjoys your sarcasm, rudeness and especially your accent.

12 comments:

Funnyrunner said...

Well,yeah, ... but he's starting another show, so he won't be gone from prime time tv.

Ellen de generes will make us laugh, for sure...

Lisa said...

Someday I'm going to have to break down and watch AI.

I know I hear you screaming all the way down here. ;)

Macey said...

Yeah he's starting a show called X Factor or something...?

obladi oblada said...

i know he will be on something else but AI will not be the same. FunnyRunner, i agree Ellewn will be good.

Mama Drama Times Two said...

If it is sarcasm and rudeness you'll miss, you know you are always welcome to hang out with my 3 boys (11, 12, and 13) for an hour or two....

foxy said...

The accent is definitely what does it for me. :)

It looks MUCH BETTER in here today... well done!

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P.S. I agree, Simon can't go!

The Sewist said...

When i hear that he was leaving i thought that is the essence of MI has left. Although he was mean sometimes but he was 99.9% spot on!

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Not Everyones Mama said...

Simon is American Idol. It's not going to be even close to the same. I don't know if I'll be able to watch any more. :( I'll have to switch to the X-Factor where we'll get his sarcastic self back.

Sue Wilkey said...

I don't really watch AI but there's something about Simon that makes me think he's probably really really naughty. :P

Thanks for the de-lurk!

Shanti said...

ugh, i know! well, hopefully "x factor" will surprise you!

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